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queerwashing:

we’ve invented sprays and traps to get rid of every type of of pest except entitled straight people

(via lgbtlaughs)

SEPHORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

maisonmartinmargielous:

pregnant women: you’re supposed to look fashionable but not too fashionable that means ur being superficial in a time when ur supposed to care about ur baby but don’t look like a slob because you’re still supposed to look good for the public and you put on weight?? thats not acceptable ur supposed to have a slim body all around sure your stomach can be big but nothing else and when you pop out the baby you’re supposed to have your original body back in no less than two weeks that’s the rules

misogyny doesn’t have conditions even when ur carrying another life !!

blaaargh:

Can someone make Kim’s pregnant foot their tumblr icon so I can giggle at it every day?

she will be thinner than a pencil the week after her baby’s birth and you will all be back to calling her a slut no-talent whore

can we just like leave her alone

(Source: palegingerbabies, via chadleymacguff)

*lies down sensually* “vanilla bean” i shout into the darkness